Are you mating?
The FourteenYearOld (who seems to have, during the last week, somehow to have evolved from the creature we used to know as the ThirteenYearOld) knows to knock on the door when he comes into our office.
Even though it’s next door to his bedroom, I may be on the phone to a client or, the FourteenYearOld’s mother (usually known as The Girlie) and I may be discussing such strange things as “distributed file processing” or “server side scripting.”
We don’t like interruptions when we’re doing weird and kinky things like that!
We were, however, both flabbergasted when the FourteenYearOld, having heard strange (and I promise you, work related) groans and moans from the office asked us….
“Are you mating?”
Exactly what are they teaching them at school these days?
And, can I sit in on a lesson or two, and just look at the pictures?
All the best
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11 Responses to “Are you mating?”
Hehehehehehehe…. were you?
You have a DIRTY mind, Mr Alban!
I wonder if he knows his photo is all over the internet.
Anji – I think he should know me well enough by now!
Yep he’s just seen it and said ‘Oh Keith did you have to’! LOL
I can’t believe he said “mating”. That’s hilarious!
He does look sweet though…
So funny (and well written)
As you are very well aware, under section 6 of the special united nations act, it is illegal for an Eckstein to breed. This is for the benefit of society and to allow for evolution to carry on its natural course.
Any attempt at breeding will be met with the most severe of punishments.
You know, I think that this might be the most commented on posting so far!
Poor FourteenYearOld!
Yes Martin, someone really ought to tell our sister but, I’m firmly of the opinion that, for the sake of humanity, the Eckstein genes should stop here!
All the best
Keith
Well look at the results of the breeding – madness!
You can’t trick nature.
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