He’s at it again!
A few weeks ago I posted some pictures of a nutter (no other word for it) who had parked his car on the road when there were plenty of perfectly good parking spaces in a half empty car park.
See Is it just me? for more details!
This morning I was getting some chicken netting for the new arrivals and I heard a put-put sound getting louder.
I had a strange feeling that I’d heard that sound before…
… my bottom started puckering and my heart began to race.
My testicles shrivelled to the size of peanuts; “I’d be changing my underpants tonight”, I thought to myself!
I knew that I had to find somewhere safe before it was too late!
I also knew that I had about 15 minutes before the vehicle got near enough to do any damage (they’re not fast, those VSPs!)
I decided to hide in a vacant parking space – that would be the last place Mr Nutter would try to park in!
Sure enough, it was the same guy.
The car looks like it’s taken a bit of a battering; it must be difficult squeezing one of those things into a confined parking space?
Totally ignoring me (and my camera), the car ground (and that really is the right word) to a halt outside Mr. Roady (the local car tuning and performance specialists!)
Where else!
I mean, it doesn’t bear thinking about….
… a Turbo-charged VSP (Vehicule Sans Permis) with go-faster stripes?
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| Smallest car in the world, driven by the maddest person in the world – parked in the road outside the local car performance specialist! | I hid in these two empty parking spaces just outside the shop. No chance of the VSP driver even beginning to consider the slightest possibility of parking there! |
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