Am I the only one?

kitchen Am I the only one?   Life in Brittany, FranceI do have to ask…

Am I the only person in the world who, when he sees a cow, automatically thinks Steak, Pot au Feu and Roast Beef?

And start dividing the poor beast up, in my imagination, into suitable cuts.

I used to know someone who admitted that he did something similar, but with women;.

Imagining what they would look like undressed.

He was quite a wow with the ladies and he often got to find out!

Me, I’m more into mentally butchering poor harmless farm animals.

Here’s a picture of some steaks that I always make a point of saying hello to, after I’ve dropped the ThirteenYearOld off at school in the morning!

kitchen Am I the only one?   Life in Brittany, France

All the best

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2 Responses to “Am I the only one?”

  1. Karin (an alien parisienne) Says:

    It’s nice to see some rural action this morning as I wake up yet another day in the City of Light. I’m a Colorado Girl at heart — one used to living in suburban and even somewhat rural areas, and therefore more accustomed to pastoral scenes like this one.

    Moo.

    Nice cows. :)

    I have to say, though, I have never mentally dissected one while passing by. Maybe it is a “guy thing” — a throwback to ancient hunter/gatherer times where a man sees potential eatings in animals. In any case, I bet a barbecue at your place is pretty tasty. :D

    Be well.
    Karin

  2. Graham Says:

    Taking the bull by the horns I have only this to say…
    ..could you diagnose that a down-hearted cow might be in a mooed!…or
    ..that a sheep feeling under the weather might require meeeh-dicine!…or
    ..that we could treat that pig’s abrasion with oinkment!…Well!? G.

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