Am I the only one?
Am I the only person in the world who, when he sees a cow, automatically thinks Steak, Pot au Feu and Roast Beef?
And start dividing the poor beast up, in my imagination, into suitable cuts.
I used to know someone who admitted that he did something similar, but with women;.
Imagining what they would look like undressed.
He was quite a wow with the ladies and he often got to find out!
Me, I’m more into mentally butchering poor harmless farm animals.
Here’s a picture of some steaks that I always make a point of saying hello to, after I’ve dropped the ThirteenYearOld off at school in the morning!
All the best































2 Responses to “Am I the only one?”
It’s nice to see some rural action this morning as I wake up yet another day in the City of Light. I’m a Colorado Girl at heart — one used to living in suburban and even somewhat rural areas, and therefore more accustomed to pastoral scenes like this one.
Moo.
Nice cows.
I have to say, though, I have never mentally dissected one while passing by. Maybe it is a “guy thing” — a throwback to ancient hunter/gatherer times where a man sees potential eatings in animals. In any case, I bet a barbecue at your place is pretty tasty.
Be well.
Karin
Taking the bull by the horns I have only this to say…
..could you diagnose that a down-hearted cow might be in a mooed!…or
..that a sheep feeling under the weather might require meeeh-dicine!…or
..that we could treat that pig’s abrasion with oinkment!…Well!? G.
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