Susie's Joke Page
Wednesday - 8th October - 2008 - Husband of the Year!
An honorable mention for The United Kingdom
...followed closely by The United States of America
...and then Poland
...but 3rd place must go to Greece
...it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to... Serbia
...but the winner of the husband/partner of the year... is Ireland. Ya gotta love the Irish.
The Irish are true romantics... look, he's even holding her hand!
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.
Comments from the author:
“Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!”
Wednesday - 8th October - 2008 - Health Warning?
Comments from the author:
“Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!”
Wednesday - 8th October - 2008 - Want a coffee?
This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out. Enjoy.
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5. CLICK ON 'open'
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' in the last box !!!
Comments from the author:
“Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!”
Wednesday - 8th October - 2008 - Ice Fishing
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“Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!”
Wednesday - 8th October - 2008 - 29 Lines to make you smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18.. Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken,a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith &Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Comments from the author:
“Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few!”
