I do have to ask…
Am I the only person in the world who, when he sees a cow, automatically thinks Steak, Pot au Feu and Roast Beef?
And start dividing the poor beast up, in my imagination, into suitable cuts.
I used to know someone who admitted that he did something similar, but with women;.
Imagining what they would look like undressed.
He was quite a wow with the ladies and he often got to find out!
Me, I’m more into mentally butchering poor harmless farm animals.
Here’s a picture of some steaks that I always make a point of saying hello to, after I’ve dropped the ThirteenYearOld off at school in the morning!

All the best

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