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Bessie reborn!

Keith Eckstein — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:49:13 +0000

I have finally decided to replace Bessie.

I have replaced the old Bessie with a newer one.

The newer one is a green car – she has a turbo – I haven’t actually got spinning that, yet!

The old Bessie decided to go out with a bang, literally… I was due to pick up the new Bessie tonight, this morning the old Bessie broke down, within sight of work.

All the best

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Bessie again!

Keith Eckstein — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 13:59:16 +0000

It poured down after work today. The ditches filled up and overflowed onto the road. Bessie spluttered a few times but didn’t stop. On route to the bar, I passed a school bus that had. I grinned. Just outside the bar, Bessie died.

Luckily, I got a lift home (it really was raining very hard) – we’ll see if Bessie wants to start tomorrow when, hopefully, it’ll be dry.

All the best

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Bessie lives

Keith Eckstein — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:03:20 +0000

I finally got Bessie going again today. I took longer as it should have done as I managed to flatten the battery with all that faffing around. Still, she is back home now and recovering from her little spree of parking in all the fields in Brittany!

Cindy is getting all excited as she has received a mail from a cat she met on MySpace (I didn’t know Cindy was on MySpace). Isabel (Cindy’s friend) is American and has a pretty owner. I am now going to have to get another PC as sharing this one with an all too clever cat, isn’t really working.

However, Cindy is having her post-breakfast nap right now (the one that comes before the pre-lunch nap) and so I am taking the opportunity to update this site. I have archived October’s diary post fragments from the page (they are available here) and have added a [B]Recent Bookmarks[/B] section (at the bottom of the home page). Isabel’s owner has suggested a great way of cooking chicken. It involves sticking a can of beer up the chicken’s bum (so that the chicken steams in beer). Oh, dear. I’ll have to order another free-range (I don’t eat chicken that don’t live a natural life) just so I can try it out.

I’m in a bit of an Autumnal mood at the moment (all that walking to work in the rain – and the worry about Bessie) and have been reading Stevie Smith. My favourite is this one…

Stevie Smith – Not Waving But Drowning

Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.

Poor chap, he always loved larking
And now he’s dead
It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too cold always
(Still the dead one lay moaning)
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.

I do have to say that if one poem sums up the opposite of my philosophy – it is that one. I’m not drowning – John Irving got it wrong; Sorrow doesn’t float, happiness floats. And me, I’m just waving!

All the best

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Raiding the grumpy box

Keith Eckstein — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 14:06:32 +0000

I raided the grumpy box last night. I wasn’t particularly grumpy but it seemed the right thing to do.

What’s a Grumpy Box ? Well, mine is a biscuit tin that I stock up the start of every month (payday). It contains a packet of cigarettes, a half bottle of scotch, a few Mars bars, some other sweeties – for some reason, this month, my box also cotained a DVD. If I ever get close to being grumpy, I open the box and have a party. Just knowing that I have the box stocked up, stops me from becoming grumpy. It’s strange but I find that I am raiding the box less and less.

So, armed with a good glass of scotch and some Mars bars, I put the heating on in the bedroom, lay down on my bed with the cats and watched Oxygen. I suppose it stopped me worrying about Bessie.

Bessie is still parked in a field half way between my house and work. Walking past her (on the way into work, this morning), I did manage to give her a good kick – does anyone remember that Fawlty Towers episode where Basil attacks his car? I didn’t get the opportunity on the way home as a young lad on a scooter stopped to give me a lift – no helmet and flat out at 30 miles an hour – what a thrill! It made my day!

All the best

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A serious case of optimism. Maybe fatal, maybe not….

Keith Eckstein — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 14:08:49 +0000

I was stupidly optimistic this morning. I went out and tried to start Bessie at 6am. She started first time.

Thus, at 8am, I got in and drove to work. Or, at least, I drove 1km towards work until Bessie decided to go back to bed. With the help of a passer by, I pushed Bessie into a field (we have now parked in most of the fields round here) and the passer by drove me into work. I got there nice and warm (and boy, was it cold this morning) determined to start looking for another pushbike (the original Bessie died after 20,000km in 2 years – can’t really complain). The walk home was nice (and cold) and when I got to where I had left Bessie, once again she started first time. I started smiling and she ground to a halt!

We got our payslips at work today. I love payday even though my wages take a couple of days to clear. I will spend that time thinking about all the things I am going to buy. Then I will come to my senses and decide that I have everything that I need (apart from a reliable car).

I recently started a children’s book with the words… “Once there was a man who lived in a small cottage on the edge of the woods. And, he was a happy man because he had everything that he wanted and could afford to fulfil all of his needs.”

I gave up the book as the Hemingway influence was too great (think Old Man and the Sea) but also because it risked becoming too autobiographical.

I have just finished reading “Le Petit Prince” and one of the phrases that I have marked is as follows (please forgive the horrible translation)….

The Little Prince meets a shopkeeper on his travels.

“Hello”, the Little Prince says.
“Hello”, says the shopkeeper.
He was a shopkeeper who sold pills that stopped people feeling thirsty. One only had to swallow one of these pills each week and one wouldn’t have any more thirst.
“Why do you sell those?” The Little Prince asked.
“It’s a great time saver”, the shopkeeper replied. “The experts have worked it out and, by using these pills, one saves 53 minutes each week.”
“And what can you do with these extra 53 minutes ?” The Little Prince asked.
“You can do anything you like.” The shopkeeper replied.

“If I had an extra 53 minutes each week”, the Little Prince said. “I’d go straight to the nearest fountain…..”

All the best

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The French Kitchen A delightful book in which Joanne shares with us ‘her family recipes, passed down through the generations. The French Kitchen is a tantalising collection of casseroles, soups, roasts, salads, tarts and sweets. More information	Cholcolat Joanna Harris creates a rich and vibrant description of a rural French village with all its petty rivalries and traditional, narrow-minded boundaries on thought and behavior. More information	Five Quarters of the Orange Five quarters of the orange’ is a story of a childhood tragedy in wartime France, and the shadows it casts across the later life of the heroine Framboise Dartigen. More information	Blackberry Wine Everyday magic, he called it, the transformation of base matter into the stuff of dreams – Layman’s alchemy. More information
The French Market Following the success of The French Kitchen, Joanne Harris and Fran Warde have collaborated once more to write a French cookbook with a difference. This time they have taken their inspiration from the rural markets of Gascony. More information	Coastliners Passionate, stubborn Mado, whose “head is full of rocks” tries to save the livelihoods of the villagers of Les Salants by urging them to work together to save the beach from erosion, both natural and man-made. More information	Five Quarters of the Orange Three sublime audiobooks from the bestselling author, now available together in a specially priced pack. Includes BLACKBERRY WINE, FIVE QUARTERS OF THE ORANGE and the huge bestseller CHOCOLAT. With a gentle touch and an eye for human frailty and strength, these mouth-watering audiobooks will draw you into her enchanting worlds. More information	French Lessons Failed rock legend, pickled onion manufacturer, air hostess and euro-entrepreneur George East takes us through another eventful year of his doomed attempts to make a living out of living in rural France. More information
French Flea Bites The character of France and the French people has been captured in words beautifully and the hilarious exploits of George his wife Donella, their neighbours and Cato the cat. More information	French Letters This is not so much a book as a continuation of the serial story of George and Donella as they carry on with their almost idyllic life in Normandy. It’s at least as funny as the others, but the hanky had to come out again several times. More information	French Cricket Once upon a time, former night club bouncer, seamstress and professional bedtester George East and his wife Donella fled to Normandy to escape their creditors and try to live off their wits in a foreign land. More information	Home and Dry in France Buying property in France is fraught with mishaps and misunderstandings. George East’s book brings humour and fun to what happens when people venture forth to a foreign land with more hope than money and humour than language skills. More information
French Kisses Those poor people who don’t like George East’s books often dismiss them as fiction. Not so, everything is at least based on real people and real happenings. George admits to a degree of embellishment and often combines several mishaps to produce a spectacular disaster. Such is the nature of his works. More information	Rene and Me Told in the inimitable style which has alrea dy won the author an army of followers, Rene & Me is a somet imes hilarious, sometimes moving and always captivating celebration of human nature, people and, above all, life and living.’ More information	A Year in the Merde This very funny book sounds a lot more like the France that I know. Read it and you’ll still want to come here, you’ll just be a lot better prepared for the surprises that France has to offer. More information	Merde Happens Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job that involves him touring America in a Mini, while pretending to be typically British. Also in the car is Paul’s French girlfriend, Alexa, and his American poet friend, Jake, whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. More information
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The Olive Farm This is television actress Carol Drinkwater’s lyrical account of a new life in France; about her house, Appassionata, and the trials and tribulations of acquiring an olive farm, restoring it, farming the olives, overcoming the heartaches of taking on a “new” French family and understanding slowly the workings and lifestyle of a vivacious Provencal community. More information	The Olive Season This is an extraordinary and fascinating follow-up to The Olive Farm. The reader is drawn deeply and inexorably in to the world of the author, confronted with her personal struggles and entranced by her pastiche of growth and decay in the world of nature, a metaphor for her life. More information	The Olive Harvest Carol and Michel have again returned to Appasionata, the Olive Farm that they have restored, and Carol is eager to continue production of the olives and attain their cerificate for producing Organic Oil. More information	The Olive Tree THE OLIVE TREE charts Carol Drinkwater’s colourful and often dangerous journey in search of the routes that olive cultivation has taken over the centuries. Set during a springtime Mediterranean that is evocative and perennial, it is above all a tale of our time. More information
The Olive Route A tour de force from Carol Drinkwater in this, the fourth in her Olive series. The joy of this book is in the pen pictures that she creates of the unusual characters that she encounters on her journey. More information	The Illustrated Olive Farm The photgraphy is wonderful and the book is a great insight in to life with the olives and all that that involves. There are wonderful pictures of the dogs, family, friends, even the dreaded wild boar. Recipes as well. More information	Petite Anglaise Petite Anglaise is a memoir by Catherine Sanderson based on her blog of the same name. In 2004 Catherine decided to start up a blog based on her life in Paris. More information	French Kissing Name: Sally Marshall Status: single mother Age: 32 Nationality: ten years in France, yet still English through and through I like: Living in Paris, playing with my daughter Lila (four years old), the company of good friends, the smell of baking bread. More information
Tout Sweet You cannot help but fall in love with the author’s character. She seems like a Bridget Jones let loose in the French countryside, getting into a lot of funny situations with both ex-pat English and French locals like, as she adjusts to a totally different way of life. More information	Serge Bastarde Ate My Baguette John Dummer’s sharply focused descriptions of the landscape, towns and villages, and the weather of the South West of France form a animated background for a series of adventures with an array of characters from some intimidating and belligerent peasants to a sad little old man whose only companionship is a collection of antique dolls. More information	Merde! This book is an excellent source of words and expressions, of varying degrees of vulgarity, that are used all the time by french speakers. I used it often during the first of my two years in France. More information	Almost French “Almost French” is the story of a woman who goes to France to visit a French lawyer she has only met a couple times before and barely knows. Of course, she gets caught up in the romance of the city and stays on to live there. More information

A serious case of childishness.

Keith Eckstein — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:12:06 +0000

I’m still walking to work – it’s only 6km and so far, it’s been dry every day. Realistically, I only have to walk as as far as Super U as, anyone on the road between there and the abattoir will be one of my colleagues and will thus stop to give me a life. Today it was the lovely Rachel!

After work, I walked to where Bessie had decided to stop. My friends at work have been full of advice as to what I should do. I’ve tried most of them, nothing’s worked. Today, the first thing was to check the state of the battery -that affects whether whoever was going to come and gives me a hand (and I have lots of offers) brings a set of battery leads or not. I tried starting the car and, bugger me, didn’t she start first time! I left her running for five mintues and then, not believing my luck, drove her home. Now, why couldn’t she have done that last Friday? I would have avaioded all those long walks into work and back (but, then again, I would have missed out on a lift from the lovely Rachel).

Not being able to trust her, I’ll probably walk in tomorrow and Friday – Bessie’s bound to let me down again! At the weekend, she’ll get a good seeing to and I’ll have to make that big decision as to whether it is time to move her to that big carpark in the sky!

At work, I was in a Christmasy mood. I managed to confuse my two new African colleagues by singing Christmas Carols whilst putting my boxes on pallets. My teamleader asked me why I was so happy. “I wrote a letter to Father Christams, last night”, I explained.

“What did you ask for?” She asked.

“The same as every year.” I replied. “Kylie Minougue, Emanuael Beart and Vanessa Paradis. Preferably not all at the same time.”

She looked at me in a strange way and then wandered off. Although she didn’t say anything, I could sense her thinking, “Les Anglais, ils sont Bizzares!”

All the best

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Does it really matter?

Keith Eckstein — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:16:52 +0000

As Bessie is still ill, I am walking to work and back – or trying to, at least. Picking up hitch-hikers (even when they’re not hitch-hiking) seems to be the national pastime over here – and the weird thing is, everyone seems to know who I am and where I live! I am sitting here, in my study, trying to reply to all the mails, drinking a glass of Cotes be Beaune and listening to the Goldberg Variations (thanks Father) and pondering a bit about my life here. Five years ago, a car breaking down would have got me very stressed – now all I think is “Does it really matter?” No, not really – I’ll either get another one or go back to the pushbike (also called Bessie) – As they say, worse things happen at sea!

All the best

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A Serious Illness of a Close Friend (maybe fatal, maybe not)!

Keith Eckstein — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 14:18:27 +0000

A very close friend of mine became seriously ill last night – it might be fatal (I do so hope not). I’ve known her since January and since then we have been together almost every day. Sometimes she has let me down and has often been pig-headed and stubborn-minded. But she’s a friend, you know, what can you do?

I’m not sure how serious her illness is. Last night I was convinced that she was at death’s door but, I have just been to visit her and I think that perhaps a little transplant might sort her out – let’s hope that’s the case.

Yes, Bessie (my horrible car) ground to a halt last night. We were going the long way home, you know – the way that goes past the bar. She waited until it started raining and we were the furthest point from home (or the bar) and then just stopped. Now, Bessie is not the lightest car in the world and, try as I did, I couldn’t push her into a field.

Luckily, someone came along in his van and helped me. He then went 3km out of his way to drive me home – only in France! All during the drive he regailed me with the problems he used to have with his Renault Express. He kept pointing out the places where he had broken down. We both agreed that old cars are more trouble than they’re worth.

This afternoon I wandered over to where I had left Bessie – she was still there, no miraculous recovery then! I checked everything I could think of checking and then looked at the fuel gauge. Like many things on Bessie, the fuel gauge doesn’t actually work – I keep track of how much fuel I’ve got left by noting how many kilometres I’ve done.

Two weeks ago, she was almost empty so I put in 15 litres – enough to last me until the end of the month. Or, at least, I think I did – it might just have been 10 litres (there was a long queue at the petrol station and I was in a hurry). Bessie does 22km to every litre of diesel – her trip meter (that still works!) reads 230km! Perhaps that’s it. Perhaps she isn’t as sick as she’s making out to be. Perhaps it’s all a put on – who knows? I’m hoping that when I go back tomorrow with a jerry-can of diesel, she might come back to life. Here’s hoping!

Not only have I got the two naughtiest cats in Brittany, I’ve also got the naughtiest car (or perhaps she has the stupidest owner?)

All the best

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The French Market Following the success of The French Kitchen, Joanne Harris and Fran Warde have collaborated once more to write a French cookbook with a difference. This time they have taken their inspiration from the rural markets of Gascony. More information	Coastliners Passionate, stubborn Mado, whose “head is full of rocks” tries to save the livelihoods of the villagers of Les Salants by urging them to work together to save the beach from erosion, both natural and man-made. More information	Five Quarters of the Orange Three sublime audiobooks from the bestselling author, now available together in a specially priced pack. Includes BLACKBERRY WINE, FIVE QUARTERS OF THE ORANGE and the huge bestseller CHOCOLAT. With a gentle touch and an eye for human frailty and strength, these mouth-watering audiobooks will draw you into her enchanting worlds. More information	French Lessons Failed rock legend, pickled onion manufacturer, air hostess and euro-entrepreneur George East takes us through another eventful year of his doomed attempts to make a living out of living in rural France. More information
French Flea Bites The character of France and the French people has been captured in words beautifully and the hilarious exploits of George his wife Donella, their neighbours and Cato the cat. More information	French Letters This is not so much a book as a continuation of the serial story of George and Donella as they carry on with their almost idyllic life in Normandy. It’s at least as funny as the others, but the hanky had to come out again several times. More information	French Cricket Once upon a time, former night club bouncer, seamstress and professional bedtester George East and his wife Donella fled to Normandy to escape their creditors and try to live off their wits in a foreign land. More information	Home and Dry in France Buying property in France is fraught with mishaps and misunderstandings. George East’s book brings humour and fun to what happens when people venture forth to a foreign land with more hope than money and humour than language skills. More information
French Kisses Those poor people who don’t like George East’s books often dismiss them as fiction. Not so, everything is at least based on real people and real happenings. George admits to a degree of embellishment and often combines several mishaps to produce a spectacular disaster. Such is the nature of his works. More information	Rene and Me Told in the inimitable style which has alrea dy won the author an army of followers, Rene & Me is a somet imes hilarious, sometimes moving and always captivating celebration of human nature, people and, above all, life and living.’ More information	A Year in the Merde This very funny book sounds a lot more like the France that I know. Read it and you’ll still want to come here, you’ll just be a lot better prepared for the surprises that France has to offer. More information	Merde Happens Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job that involves him touring America in a Mini, while pretending to be typically British. Also in the car is Paul’s French girlfriend, Alexa, and his American poet friend, Jake, whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. More information
Merde Actually A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your boss’ mistress? More information	Dial M for Merde In this book, you’ll get Paul, Elodie, her dad and some new French girls. All of them are of course hot and all of them adore Paul. Didn’t see that one coming… More information	Talk to the Snail The only book you’ll need to understand what the French really think, how to get on with them and, and most importantly, how to get the best out of them. With useful sections on: Making sure you get served in a café, Harassing French estate agents, Living with bacteria, Pronouncing French swear-words and much more! More information	1000 years of Annoying the French Was the Battle of Hastings a French victory? No! William the Conqueror was Norman and hated the French. Were the Brits really responsible for the death of Joan of Arc? No! The French sentenced her to death for wearing trousers. More information
The Olive Farm This is television actress Carol Drinkwater’s lyrical account of a new life in France; about her house, Appassionata, and the trials and tribulations of acquiring an olive farm, restoring it, farming the olives, overcoming the heartaches of taking on a “new” French family and understanding slowly the workings and lifestyle of a vivacious Provencal community. More information	The Olive Season This is an extraordinary and fascinating follow-up to The Olive Farm. The reader is drawn deeply and inexorably in to the world of the author, confronted with her personal struggles and entranced by her pastiche of growth and decay in the world of nature, a metaphor for her life. More information	The Olive Harvest Carol and Michel have again returned to Appasionata, the Olive Farm that they have restored, and Carol is eager to continue production of the olives and attain their cerificate for producing Organic Oil. More information	The Olive Tree THE OLIVE TREE charts Carol Drinkwater’s colourful and often dangerous journey in search of the routes that olive cultivation has taken over the centuries. Set during a springtime Mediterranean that is evocative and perennial, it is above all a tale of our time. More information
The Olive Route A tour de force from Carol Drinkwater in this, the fourth in her Olive series. The joy of this book is in the pen pictures that she creates of the unusual characters that she encounters on her journey. More information	The Illustrated Olive Farm The photgraphy is wonderful and the book is a great insight in to life with the olives and all that that involves. There are wonderful pictures of the dogs, family, friends, even the dreaded wild boar. Recipes as well. More information	Petite Anglaise Petite Anglaise is a memoir by Catherine Sanderson based on her blog of the same name. In 2004 Catherine decided to start up a blog based on her life in Paris. More information	French Kissing Name: Sally Marshall Status: single mother Age: 32 Nationality: ten years in France, yet still English through and through I like: Living in Paris, playing with my daughter Lila (four years old), the company of good friends, the smell of baking bread. More information
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