Curtis, Richard – Notting Hill – Film Script
If possible – even better than the film.
Contains lots of lines that, inexplicably, didn’t make it to the screen. See below….
William Thacker (Hugh Grant) and Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) have just split up.
William’s Living Room. Evening.
William is emptying Anna Scott videos into a rubbish bag. Spike, the Welsh lodger, watches in disbelief.
Spike : What’s going on?
William : I’m going to throw out these old videos.
Spike : No. You can’t bin these. They’re classics. I’m not allowing this.
William : Right – let’s talk about rent….
Spike : Let me help. We don’t want all this shit cluttering up our lives.
I want a sexy cardie.
I want a stunt bottom.
I want the last brownie (it’s a very good brownie, you know).
I want to be Richard Curtis….. when I grow up.
All the best
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